Memestar

Memestar ​was the host of both Wattpad News Station and Dark Side Radio. He is currently a goat.

Biography
Memestar was built by an old man in a shrimp farm, in west Africa. He was made from old lawn mowers and fishing poles, but his father scrounged up a single chunk of australium, shoving it up his robo-ribcage. This caused Memestar to become alive, and sentient. He grew up with his builder and helped hunt the biggest shrimp, and he mass produced shrimp with his ass. He loved his father, until he got heart cancer and died a horrible death by a swarm of mutated sharp-toothed shrimp.

Twenty years later, Memestar left Africa in a boat, and started dancing with his robo booty to mutated mermen to gain some money. He gained lots of sea treasure from this, and a solid titanium bust of Adolf Hitler for giving King Neptune a lap dance. He eventually found himself in America, where he worked as a spaghetti chef. He sold all of his fish to drug dealers, but realized his mistake and murdered them all and took back the fish. He used the shrimp in his own recipe, called Poopalu. It was made from spaghetti noodles with a thick alfredo sauce, grilled chunks of his cloned father's heart, chopped shrimp, and lettuce. It became famous, making Memestar about nine million dollars.

He spent this money on cakes, and became broke. All he had was his pet shrimp, his sea treasure, and cake to keep him company. Until one day, he was kidnapped by terminators from the future and kept in the Badlands. He was rescued by a strong muscular man in tights, who ate all the terminators without mercy. Memestar thanked the man, who was John Cena, and discovered Wattpadia. It was perfect, everything was legal there. You could be a nudist in public, snort Joy, and even murder a man in cold blood if he eats an apple pie incorrectly. He moved in, and bought a shackwith some of his sea treasure.

Joining WNS
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Founding WDSR
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Becoming a goat mom
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Death
Memestar was on a plane to Arcadia Bay when Bun, a terrorist, attacked the plane. Memestar did fight back, but was killed by Bun and his thugs.

He was resurrected when Poopy sacrificed a watermelon to Satan. Back to his robot form, he currently stays in Alaska, in an underground bunker with his goat babies.

Personality and traits
Memestar is incredibly patriotic, supporting Donald Trump to the death. WIp

Religion
Memestar seems to be a Christian, as he is disgusted by the Foundation containing God. He seems to not believe that Chuck Norris is God (which he is).

Due to his limitless australium databanks, he worships the Outer God Yog-Sothoth in search of knowledge, mainly apple pie recipes.