TheNeutralParty

TheNeutralParty is a writer on Wattpad and Roving Reporter for the WNS thread. He first appeared on post #44.

Background
A closet Decopunk writer, author of Belfry's Beauty, and small-potatoes shitposter, TheNeutralParty followed blindly behind Killer Memestar in quality memeing on Kainatrupanzel's ☾ ☽ Astrology Corner ☾ ☽ and TearsForFears112's "I need a girlfriend" threads. He is constantly screaming internally.

Role in WSN
TheNeutralParty is a self-declared Roving Reporter for the thread (Though he also provides the input from "Eye in the Sky" reporter Doodles Dumbdutch). Major contributions to the feed:

# 44: First appearance, reporting on state of "Fellow Undiscovered people, come and converse!" cult.

# 59: Doodles Dumbdutch reports Eye in the Sky coverage of Agrabah bombing raids.

# 69: Commercial promotion for TearsForFears112's thread.


 * 1) 109: Updated Bulletin on the resurgence of the Astrology Corner cult.


 * 1) 111: Addresses viewers on rivalry of WattNews.


 * 1) 160: Reports on the state of  "Why are there so many girls on Wattpad?"

Death
TheNeutralParty, living under the assumed name Chip the Ripper, was found dead in his New Cleveland, DPRN home on the 16th of August. He was reported to have passed quietly in his sleep. Heywood Jablomi, an associate of his, was quoted as saying "This is so sad. Alexa, play Despacito."

Shortly after TheNeutralParty's death, Transmitter Bravo became operational.