Timeline

A timeline of the WNS universe. Please note that Wattpadian history is slightly distorted, including the use of companies that didn't exist at the time.

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 * 0 B.C: Harry Truman is born, likely from Chuck Norris.

16th century

 * 1578: Papa Acachalla builds his 7-11 out of petrified dragon feces and chunks of baloney.
 * Settlers approach him and request food and shelter, using the 7-11.

20th century

 * 1923: Old Man Blaze opens the Blazey's Shack.
 * 1939: World War II begins.
 * 1943: Captain America is frozen in ice.
 * 1945: World War II ends, Hitler supposedly killing himself.
 * April 12th: Harry Truman becomes President of the United States.
 * Club Penguin opens.
 * Papa Acachalla's 7-11 is bought by 7-11.
 * 1953: Truman's term ends. He ascends into the Spaghettiverse, never to be seen again.
 * Papa, fed up with sharing funds with 7-11, massacres their HQ and takes the company for himself.
 * The Mercury Wars starts, RED and BLU fighting for whatever mercury they can find, and make a fortress made of solid mercury.
 * 19XX: Sometime before 1957, the Wattpadian time anomaly appeared on Earth.
 * 19??: WNS takes place.
 * 19??: WDSR takes place.
 * 1954: The Black Mesa incident occurs, thousands of portal storms open around the planet. The facility is blown up by a Black-mesa-resonance-cascade1.jpg thermonuclear bomb.
 * The Combine invades Earth.
 * During the attack, every nation work together, creating the Combined Forces.
 * Research on the Big Mac begins.
 * The 10 Hour War starts and ends, the Combined Forces luring the Combine into Agrabah. They decimate their army with the Big Mac superweapon, only leaving small groups of surviving soldiers.
 * The mushroom cloud closes the portal storms by a fatal kick in the nuts.
 * 1957: WDSR 2.0 takes place.
 * March 29: Club Penguin shuts down.
 * March ??: Club Penguin Island opens.
 * ???: WDSR 3.0 takes place.
 * 1967: The Mercy Wars end, with RED having a basket of atleast two ounces of mercury, while BLU had one ounce.
 * 1968: The Gravel Wars start.